Half Past Human


Half-Past Human, owned and operated by the very enigmatic Alaric Wulf, is a small antique shop that may or may not contain cursed, jinxed, hexed, and otherwise magically-infused knick-knacks. Items range from Muggle trinkets to antique Vanishing Cabinets, whose prices are all negotiable — Your one-stop shop for… well, junk. Its proprietor is just as disheveled and forgettable as the trinkets he harbors. He's passive, aloof, and most of the time unavailable for consultation — that is if you can find him in the labyrinth of junk. You'd be lucky to get good customer service from Mr. Wulf… if you ever get any at all.

All sales are final, Alaric is not responsible for any faulty or dysfunctional items and you'd do well to remember that. If you make a purchase at Half-Past Human, don't bother keeping your receipt.


The outside blends perfectly with the foreboding nature of Knockturn Alley, and the inside isn’t much prettier. It seems like whatever estate sales (Muggle and Wizard alike) vomit up by way of magical items, antiques, and otherwise previously unwanted goods ends up here in piles; hung or resting on any available surface. You'll be lucky to navigate through the store without breaking something or pushing it out of place. You can try to shout for service…. Maybe he’ll hear you this once.


In Knockturn Alley, next to the betting shop.

Products and Services

Baubles, trinkets, knick-knacks, tchotchkes, doo-dads, gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, whose-its and whats-its galore. You want thingamabobs? He’s got lots. Just… don’t expect Alaric to get them down for you.

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